There once was a puppy named Pix
Who had potential to learn lots of tricks
But her owner went crazy
Because she was so lazy
So now she has fleas and ticks
There was a young woman named Anne
who thought she was prettiest in the land
Then she met a white dove
With whom she fell in love
But it thought that she was a man.
(I know I can do better, but I'm bored and just thought of these off the top of my head!)
~grace1096