Taylor Swift Parody (Written by grace1096 and cheez_burger)

13

You take a deep breath as you walk down the stairs
It's the morning of your very first day.
Say "Hi." to your mom who is making breakfast
Oh LOOK, strawberry pancakes!
It's your 7th year, and you're gonna be here
For the next 2 years in this... jail.
Hoping one of those 8th grade boys will wink at you and say,
"Ya know that skirt looks really cool... On you."

Cuz' when you're 13, and somebody tells you they like you,
You're gonna believe them.
Oh when you're 13, and some cutie thinks you're the best thing around
But count to 3, you are free, might as well enjoy this simple life while you can.
At 13.

You sit in class next to a crazy chick named Sarah
And soon enough you're best friends.
Laughin' at the stupid boys, who think they're too cool,
But still flirtin' as hard as you can.
And then you're on your very first date and get stood up
At the bowling alley.
And Sarah's waiting up,
Now she knows he's not the one.
She helps ya DUMP the stupid boy before the night ends,
Oh the night ends.

Cuz' when you're 13, and somebody tells you they like you,
You're gonna believe them.
Oh when you're 13, and your heart is lying on the floor
But count to 3, you are free, might as well enjoy this simple life while you can.
At 13.

With all that homework,
And dealin' with that jerk,
You wish you could go back
And stop yourself from getting hurt...

Back then you swore you were gonna murder him someday,
But you had even bigger plans in mind.
Like passing Algebra and stickin' with your friends
And a cuter boy to find!
FLIRTING TIME!

Cuz' when you're 13, and somebody tells you they like you,
You're gonna believe them.
Oh when you're 13, don't forget that boys aren't worth it at all!

You found time can heal most anything,
As long as you add ice cream.
You still don't know who you're supposed to be...

At 13

I like this parody a lot better than the original version...it's awesome! You guyz should be songwriters someday...and change the world forever! Good luck passing Algebra...every teen's worst enemy...It's like, "Regular math wasn't hard enough?! Instead they had to add Algebra, and Calculus, and Trig to the list!" Aha...I got a little carried away there...but what a wonderful parody!

~Tobi~

This is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are da Bombs

Haha. Jeez, y'all rocked that. Ugh. I hated algebra! Okay, yea, I'm in like 5th grade or whatever but our teacher makes us do seventh grader math! I swear, I was so bad at it but then this boy (who was good looking by the way) explained it all to me and helps me now and then. JACKPOT!

That's uber-lucky...I was one of the super smart kids, so there was nobody I knew that could help me out...So, let us sing of the horrors of algebra! Two of my favorite things combined, singing and hating on algebra...


~Tobi~

You understand my pain! I'm an all A student in my small class, along with a few others. My mom is a reporter and when the report card cam out, she took all of the A students to the capital! Go Mom!
~Nikki
P.S. Algebra stinks. In case you didn't know already.