Vegans BEWARE!!!!

'Ello, everyone!!!

Okie dokie. So, as a very outgoing and talkative teenage gal, I am always very QUICK to make friends. In fact, I occassionally scare off potential friends with my immediate interest in them and their random opinions such as their favorite color, hobby, soap flavors, room colors, and such. HOWEVER, my very first question I ALWAYS ask is the very question I wish for you, my fellow writers, to answer.

The reason I choose this question is simple, to help ME get an answer to it. Because I really don't know. I am hoping one day a person will give me such a great reason why their choice is best that I will be persuaded to agree... So my dearest writers, your mission (should you choose to accept it) is to answer the following question and tell me why you think so... Ya'll ready for this???

*drum roll*



(it's OK herbivores. You can persuade me why vegetarianism is good, if you wish to participate!)

HAMBURGERS. Every time it's a choice between hamburgers and hotdogs, I WILL choose a hamburger. Actually, I'm sort of a vegan myself, but when there's no other alternative, you just have to live with what you've got (or starve, but I tend to never choose that intentionally). Hamburgers are just plain better.
Really, just watch a movie with a foreigner coming to America; they're bound to wind up eating a hamburger. Somehow, some way, it has become our national food. Not without reason, either; I must admit, hamburgers aren't half bad tasting. Hotdogs, on the other hand...Well, I've fasted from hotdogs for about eight years now. Disgusting. Really, how can you get past the appearance? I always judge my food on how it looks, and hotdogs look like little packets of ground pink stuff. Then ya' see people putting nasty green stuff and red stuff on it, and it just isn't natural! We aren't talking lettuce and tomatoes; that is relish and chili, and that is disgusting.
Even if I were blind (in which case I would probably starve, but that's beside the point), I would still prefer hamburgers. They just TASTE better.

~Tobi~
~HAMBURGERS.~