"Danmark Man Dark" by Nephew

I'm not Danish, and I don't know anyone who's Danish, but I do love this song ;D And my other two favs have...inappropriate wording. I'm more or less sure this one's clean...So give it up for Denmark! >



English Lyrics:

Our bus driver knows how to drive a bus
There are many people who are satisfied
With his level between brake and speed
Yes, he knows how to drive the bus
But does he actually know who's sitting in it?
And where they actually wanna go?
What exactly does he know about these men and women?

Da dam da da da dam dam
da dam da da da dam dam
da dam da da da dam Denmark
da dam da da da dam dam

We're sailing up the stream, and everything is going great
You're welcome to drop by just like Kurt
Then you'll get a "lecture" with all the best we've learned
Yeah, you gotta taste what we hold dear
And you gotta lay down on our upholstery of tightness
And our pillow which is clean, but smells like vomit

When it's sailing, you can get seasick...
But to simply call in and say you're sick is a no-go...
Because you're free to choose, but not to quit
No, you should have a free choice between the plague and cholera!
Which you can then choose to get fixed at a private hospital
'Cause you gotta take responsibility for yourself...
And if you can't afford it, it's your own fault
It's not the community's, but your own fault!

Da dam da da da dam dam
Da dam da da da dam dam
Da dam da da da dam Denmark
Da dam da da da dam dam

Da dam da da da dam dam D-A-N-M-A-R-K
Da dam da da da dam dam D-A-N-M-A-R-K
...Da da dam Denmark
Da dam da da da dam daaaaam~

Da dam da da da dam dam - M A N D A R K
Da dam da da da dam dam - M A N D A R K
Da dam da da da dam man dark
Da dam da da da dam dam

Danish Lyrics:

Vores buschauffør ka' godt køre bus
Der' rigtig mange der' rigtig tilfreds
Med hans niveau imellem bremse og gas
Jo, han kan godt styre bussen
Men ved han egentligt hvem der sidder i den?
Og hvor de egentligt gerne vil køres hen?
Hvad ved han helt præcist om kvinder og mænd?

Da dam da da da dam dam
Da dam da da da dam dam
Da dam da da da dam Danmark
Da dam da da da dam dam

Vi sejler op ad åen, og det kører sgu som smurt
Du' velkommen til at kom' forbi ligesom Kurt
Så får du en smøre med alt det bedste vi har lært
Ja, du må smage hvad vi har kært
Og du må læg' dig i vores stramhedsbetræk
Og vores pude der' ren, men lugter af bræk

Når det sejler, kan man godt bli' søsyg
Men ligefrem meld' sig syg er virkelig fy fy
For man må vælge selv, men ikke sig' fra
Nej, man skal vælge frit imellem pest eller kolera
Som man så ka' vælge at få fixet på privathospital
Man har jo selv et ansvar, og hvis man ikk' har råd
Er det ens egen skyld
Det' ikke samfundets, men din egen skyld

Da dam da da da dam dam
Da dam da da da dam dam
Da dam da da da dam Danmark
Da dam da da da dam dam

Da dam da da da dam dam - D A N M A R K
Da dam da da da dam dam - D A N M A R K
Da dam da da da dam Danmark
Da dam da da da dam dam

Da dam da da da dam dam - M A N D A R K
Da dam da da da dam dam - M A N D A R K
Da dam da da da dam man dark
Da dam da da da dam dam

~Tobi~
~Okay, this is more or less the correct lyrics as well, 'cause I had to type all the English lyrics up by hand~
~I think I'll take German as my foreign language class~
~IMPORTANT(ish): The guy Denmark is always fighting with, with the glasses, blue eyes, blonde hair, and blue & yellow flag is Sweden. Apparently they have some kinda history~