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PostSubject: Nightlight   Sat May 08, 2010 10:47 pm

This is a HILARIOUS anti-Twilight parody. It's one of the best books ever...it's so wonderfully crazy and stupid and utterly pointless! I wasted an hour of my life reading it, but it was worth it in the end! I'll try to describe it as best I can...
Belle Goose has moved from her car to Switchblade, Oregon, where she gets the best gift of her life: her very own U-Haul! But things go terribly wrong when she drives it to school and encounters a flashy, futuristic car...that definitely has one-over on her U-Haul! However, all is not lost when she meets the car's owner...Edwart Mullen, a super-hot computer nerd. After many hilarious events, Belle deducts that he is maybe, probably a vampire. Maybe.
As Belle looks for love in all the wrong places, she eventually learns that people aren't vampires just because they're germphobes...

~Tobi~

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Life is like thunder; powerful, confusing, wonderous, loud, inexplainable, sudden, beautiful in ways you can't even begin to describe, and completely unexpected. Death is like lightning; it strikes even the most powerful things, and shoots through the ground to everyone nearby, leaving them with only a painful aftershock.

Almost dying changes nothing. Dying changes everything.

Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
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PostSubject: Oh My Gosh!!!   Sun May 09, 2010 4:21 pm

That is so hilarious! I've read part of it, and it was utterly pointless, which is why i didn't finish reading it(also because i was at a bookstore and couldn't read the whole thing because my dad wanted to leave) I knew about the U-haul and part of that stuff, so whoever came up with that is very brillant! I luv it! pig
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